Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
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I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
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I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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