And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
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I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
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Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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