Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
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Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
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She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
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