I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
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Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
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Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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