Grow some girl-balls and come out already
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
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