why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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