I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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