Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
you will always have a special place in my vag
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
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I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
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tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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