YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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