He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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