New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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