does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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