oh god the rape fog is back!
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
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i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
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tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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