so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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