Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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