I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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