Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
