I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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