their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
they're like a gay fantastic four
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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