Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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