We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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