So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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