are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
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Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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