I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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