..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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