oh god the rape fog is back!
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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