Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
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Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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