As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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