I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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