Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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