No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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