Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
