At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
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im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
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WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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