And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
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i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
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We left the knife in your bed.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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