I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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