Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
It's no shave November. This is our time.
so much tequila, so little girl.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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