I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
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So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
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Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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