The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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