Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
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Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
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Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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