dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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