oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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