Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
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I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
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I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles