the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
It can also be a hat.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?