Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.