this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
my poor anus
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.