i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
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I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight