You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
21 People Intentionally Did Despicable Things During Sex
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
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there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.