She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help