in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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