He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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