I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Still dying that you shit outside
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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