Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
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We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
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I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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