This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
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So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
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Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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