I can text with my tongue
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
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nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
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And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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