Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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