Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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