I'm really into asian looking animals
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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