How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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