I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
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Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
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You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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