I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
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