The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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