Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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